Oh, Kim Kardashian: You are seriously beautiful and have a body many women would kill for. So why do you insist on wearing unflattering outfits that are too tight and too revealing? We don't understand.
Case in point: the outfit she wore this weekend while out and about with boyfriend Kanye West. The reality star paired a weird BDSM-tinged bra top with a leather and sheer skirt. The look would be fine if she opted to wear some underwear with the skirt.
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But, she didn't — and we get a full view of her butt.
At first we thought boyfriend Kanye West would be a good influence on her fashion choices, especially since he encouraged her to lay off the makeup. However, it's gone too far now and it needs to stop.
Kardashian does realize that some of her outfits are a walking catastrophe, though.
"Ok, ok, I am putting myself on the worst dress [sic] list for this outfit!" she wrote Monday on her blog. Is she talking about the sheer monstrosity? Nope! She's talking about a yellow leather jacket and black mini combo.
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"I wanted a little color while I’m living in Miami, so my intentions were good, but the cut isn’t for me! You definitely need to be taller and thinner to pull this jacket style off!" she said.
"Fashion is all about experimenting to try and find your style and you have some hits and misses along the way. The mirror was lying to me this day! Where were my sisters or my boyfriend when I needed a good opinion?!"
Call us, Kim — we'll tell you whether or not something is appropriate!