Porn star-turned-political-commentator Jenna Jameson announced Thursday from San Francisco's Gold Club that Mitt Romney is her "gold standard" for president.
"I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson managed to spit out to CBS while, apparently, "sipping champagne in a VIP room" at the gent's club.
Her reasoning: "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."
Well, Jenna's talents through the years have netted her $30 million, according to Celebrity Net Worth.com. Not only does this make her the richest porn star, but she's among the most "prolific," having been featured in 160 movies and countless TV and publicity appearances.
Jenna may have a fortune, but we're all a little less fortunate, knowing that voters like her exist -- who put so much "thought" into their picks for pres.
Someone should really tell Jenna that a few weeks ago Romney's camp was vowing to "crack down" on the porn industry -- her source of such vast wealth.
Hypocrisy aside, this "announcement" is well worth the coverage -- if only for the ensuing comments! Hil.a.ri.ous!
Twitter has some good ones, but Thomas from Austin gets the gold for this gem on Politico: "Romney finally gets a supporter who changes position as often as he does."