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The Voice fans are freaking out about Meghan Linsey's new toned physique

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Um, have you seen Meghan Linsey's legs lately? Because they look absolutely incredible. So does the rest of her, TBH.

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The former contestant on The Voice has been focusing on herself quite a bit since leaving the show, hitting the gym and honing her diet as the face of Nutrisystem. She's 25 pounds down now and looking happier than ever in an Instagram shot she posted from a Florida beach, rocking a tiny colorblock bikini.

Meghan Linsey shows off 25 pound weight loss on beach

Meghan Linsey shows off 25 pound weight loss on beach

"I am so happy about how I look and feel," Linsey said. "Being 25 pounds thinner is exciting and I am having fun with clothes again. I just wrapped my Nutrisystem shoot and treated myself to some beach time."

She continued, "I am working on a new record coming out soon and it’s amazing how much energy I have to put into my music since dropping the weight. I can’t wait to share all my new songs with my fans."

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Linsey's fans are taking note of her new physique. They took to Instagram to comment on her snap with tons of encouraging words.

"All I see is a beautiful and talented singer, enjoying a day at the beach!! And can we talk about those LEG!!!" one follower wrote. Another added, "Wow! Channeling a modern Marilyn!! You look amazing!"

Linsey, who was born in Louisiana, has also been raising money for the communities in her home state that were devastated by flooding this summer.

"I have decided that I can’t sit still any longer," she wrote on Facebook. "I am getting a U-Haul and heading down to my hometown for a quick trip to drop off much needed items. The people there are facing complete devastation. They’ve lost EVERYTHING. Houses, cars, pets... etc. The animal shelters are also overrun and begging for supplies."

Linsey's GoFundMe for the cause has raised more than $13,000 so far.

More: The Voice exec hints at a future wedding, but gasp — who could it be?

Are you surprised to hear about everything Meghan Linsey has been up to since leaving The Voice?

Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

The Voice winners slideshow
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Domestic adoption isn't as scary or impossible as it may seem

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You already know that when you have a child, your family’s love grows in large and beautiful ways. When you grow your family with adoption, there are new and unexpected kinds of love that you experience.

This may go against the myths you have heard, but domestic infant adoption can actually be pretty fast. This is especially true when you use experienced adoption professionals for your parenthood journey. Once your home study is completed, the average domestic infant adoption for our clients only takes six months. Prospective parents who try to do it themselves may often experience longer wait times and more disappointment than when using professional lawyers, agencies, or consultants. Likewise, adopting internationally can take much longer depending on the country from which you are adopting. There are many more unknowns when you choose international adoption or if you try to adopt on your own. To experience a safe and fast adoption, consider domestic with experienced professionals.

More: 3 ways to avoid being offensive when talking about adoption

Often when you choose international adoption, you get little to no information about your child or their family history. Sometimes it is not even known who his or her birth parents are by the time you are selected for placement. With domestic infant adoption, you get a lot more information.

Nowadays, almost every domestic adoption has some degree of openness. This means that you speak with the birth mother throughout the process and, at a minimum, keep her updated on the child’s development after placement. If everyone wants more of a relationship than that, then it can grow over time. There are numerous studies suggesting how great this is for the child’s emotional development and it also gives you a great deal of information about the child’s history. Open communication with the birth mother means you can receive a full medical history of her family and sometimes the birth father’s family as well. Plus if you have any questions regarding the child’s health history as they grow, you will be able to ask the birth parents directly.

More: An adoptive parent's guide to the first day of school

Not only do you get to love your child, but your child will also receive the extra love of their birth mother. If you have an open adoption, your child’s birth mother will still be involved in the child’s life to one extent or another, something that can be very beneficial for your child’s development. You also get to experience the beautiful bond that you will share with the birth mother and the love she will receive in return knowing she selected the right parents for the child.

More: 4 ways to make you and your child's birth mother comfortable during the first visit

Nicole Witt is the owner of The Adoption Consultancy (www.TheAdoptionConsultancy.com), an unbiased resource serving pre-adoptive families by providing them with the education, information and guidance they need to safely adopt a newborn, usually within three to 12 months.

Gigi Hadid should have elbowed the guy who assaulted her a lot harder

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Let's get one thing straight: Gigi Hadid did nothing wrong when she elbowed the "prankster," Vitalii Sediuk, who assaulted her in the middle of the street.

Gigi Hadid attacked

Gigi Hadid attacked

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The whole situation is ridiculous. This guy's apparent claim to fame is sneaking onto red carpets and being kind of an asshole to stars. He's kissed Will Smith, nuzzled Leonardo DiCaprio, attacked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and rushed the stage at the 2013 Grammys. Can someone explain to me why any of this is funny?

And what he did to Hadid was on a whole new level. She was leaving a Max Mara fashion show with her sister, Bella, during Milan Fashion Week when the guy rushed her on the street, grabbed her from behind and lifted her up in the air. Security was forced to step in to get her down. I can't even imagine how terrifying that would be.

More: Gigi Hadid is supporting Zayn Malik during a time when he needs it most

Seriously, what goes through a man's head to make him think that assaulting and molesting a woman this way is OK? What makes him think this is a harmless prank? Fuck that guy.

And to make matters worse, Hadid is actually being criticized for elbowing the guy. Excuse me? What was she supposed to do, go limp and let a stranger carry her off like a nice little girl? I can't, fam. All I can say is she should have elbowed him harder. A nice concussion might have taught that douchebag a lesson.

Gigi Hadid attacked in Milan 1

Gigi Hadid attacked in Milan 1

"I'm a human being and I had every right to defend myself," Hadid tweeted afterward. "How dare that idiot thinks he has the right to man-handle a complete stranger. He ran quick tho."

Gigi Hadid attacked in Milan 2

Gigi Hadid attacked in Milan 2

Not too long after this story broke, Sediuk made a statement to The Hollywood Reporter to actually try to defend his actions.

"While I consider Gigi Hadid beautiful, she and her friend Kendall Jenner have nothing to do with high fashion. By doing this, I encourage the fashion industry to put true talents on the runway and Vogue covers instead of well-connected cute girls from Instagram," he said.

But that's not all: "You can call it a manifest or a protest. This is also a wake-up call for Anna Wintour, who turned Vogue into a tabloid by putting Kardashians and other similar celebrities on a cover of a well-respected magazine."

A protest? Really? Ugh.

But it was The Fault In Our Stars actor-turned-DJ who made a surprise appearance in all this, asking: But where was her boyfriend Zayn Malik?

Ansel and Gigi tweet

Ansel and Gigi tweet

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Do you think Gigi Hadid reacted appropriately by defending herself?

Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

gigi hadid sexy slideshow
Image: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN

10 things about Pharrell's wife, Helen Lasichanh, you never knew

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If you've been seeing the same gorgeous woman snapped with Pharrell in photo ops, it's not your imagination. The chart-topping musical genius and The Voice coach is officially a one-woman man — he's married to model Helen Lasichanh.

According to Williams, Lasichanh stole his heart from the start. But it took a little more than some smooth lines for her to give him a shot. Here are nine fun facts about the woman who made Pharrell give up his bachelor ways.

1. She's a model and designer

In fact, Lasichanh regularly makes Huffington Post best-dressed lists and has garnered some serious love from them along with other news outlets.

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2. Pharrell had to be super patient to win her over

When Williams and Lasichanh met, she had a boyfriend and wouldn't look twice at the handsome musician. He had to settle with just being friends with her for two and a half years, until she became single again, and even then he had to work hard. According to an interview with Oprah, she played hard to get, not even responding to half his texts! Looks like her ploy worked, though, because Pharrell doubled down on his determination until she fell for him.

3. She was his longtime girlfriend before they got hitched

Once they started dating, neither Williams nor Lasichanh were that eager to walk down the aisle until they were good and ready. The couple dated for years before confirming their engagement in July 2013 and were married just a few months later in October.

4. She wore plaid at her wedding

What else would you expect from an avant-garde fashionista at her wedding? On their big day, the trendsetting bride and groom reportedly wore plaid from head-to-toe, and many other guests dressed in tartans.

5. They look amazing together

Pharrell and wife
Image: C Flanigan/Getty Images

Pharrell has always kept his fashion — and his music — out-of-the-box, and for that reason, we believe he chose the perfect mate. At awards shows, like the Grammys, and at Fashion Week, Lasichanh and her beau are known for showing up in complementary, cutting-edge styles, dressed to the nines.

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6. She and Pharrell made the most adorable mini-Pharrell

Lasichanh and Williams have a son named Rocket Ayer, who will probably be the most fashionable young man in his kindergarten class. Seriously, look at that face!

Rocket Williams

Rocket Williams

Williams wrote a song for Rocket that you can hear on the soundtrack to Despicable Me. It's called "Rocket’s Theme" and is all about how happy Rocket makes his parents.

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7. She was a volleyball player

Lasichanh was a star volleyball player at St. Thomas University in Miami. Can't you just imagine her model face fiercely staring down opponents on the courts? Talk about intimidating!

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8. She and Pharrell are besties

Williams has said that everyone should marry their best friend, and he told Today that "every night is like a sleepover" when it comes to his marriage to Lasichanh.

9. They have a couple's Instagram account

Pharrell Instagram
Image: pharrellandhelen/Instagram

Oh, yes, they do! While many of us have been known to scoff at joint Facebook accounts for couples, Lasichanh and her man are making us rethink the whole two-become-one Instagram craze. Pharrellandhelen on Instagram are adorable and kind of addicting, as we watch the power couple do what they do best — be stupidly in love.

10. She's expecting baby No. 2!

Helen and Pharrell pregnancy

Helen and Pharrell pregnancy

Congrats are in order for Lasichanh and Williams as it's confirmed by Us Weekly she's pregnant with baby No. 2. The news broke after the couple attended a dinner hosted by Chanel on Thursday, Sept. 22.

Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

long celeb couples slideshow
Image: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Originally published August 2015. Updated June 2016.

Brad Pitt admits guilt to half of Angelina Jolie's abuse accusation

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As more and more information leaks about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's shocking split, things keep looking worse for Pitt.

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It's now been revealed that the incident on a private plane that led to Pitt being investigated for child abuse was caught on camera. The video hasn't been made publicly available.

And maybe because he was backed into a corner by the tape, Pitt now admits that he did yell at his eldest son, Maddox, but still insists he never hit him.

The alleged abuse complaint, which was filed anonymously, claims that Pitt got drunk on the plane and, during an argument with Jolie, became physically violent.

"Angelina and Brad got into an argument while on the plane, and their [15-year-old] son, Maddox, stepped in and got caught in the middle," a source told Page Six. "Brad may have been drinking and admits that he yelled at his son, but he insists he did not hit him or attempt to harm him. It was a confrontation that got out of hand."

More: Brad Pitt faces serious claims of alleged child abuse — but LAPD is not involved

The insider continued, "Angelina is putting out the [abuse] story to take the kids away from him. Angelina’s team’s campaign to smear him is so aggressive."

While the Los Angeles Department of Child and Family Services has been unable to comment on whether it's investigating Pitt, the FBI confirmed to Us Weekly this week that it's gathering facts about the case to decide whether it needs to begin a formal investigation. The video of the plane incident shows it happened just before Jolie filed for divorce, and many have speculated that that's why she pulled the trigger and made a move to end the marriage.

More: A timeline of Brangelina's divorce: Why did Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie split?

What do you think about the abuse claims that have been made against Brad Pitt?

Before you go, check out our slideshow below:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt marriage rumors slideshow
Image: Fayevision/WENN

Carrot cake butter: The fall condiment you'll want to slather on everything

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Are you one of those people who gets super hyped about pumpkin spice everything come fall? Yeah, me too. There’s no shame in it, nor is there shame in cute sweaters or yoga pants. I, for one, refuse to allow the internet to destroy my unabashed love of fall with its incessant mockery. It will not take away my festively flavored foods, nor will it take away my comfortable pants! (Seriously, why are they gunning for our pants? We allowed men to have their cargo shorts for over 20 years till we finally decided we’d had enough.)

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While I won’t jump onto the “pumpkin spice is over” train, I will tell you that we all need to broaden our horizons. There are so many delicious fall flavors to love: apple cider, creamy butterscotch, sweet potato pie and, my personal favorite, carrot cake. It was giving us warm fall spices all year round before fall was cool, and it somehow got passed over when we all finally went public with our collective autumn mania several years ago.

Baking cakes every day, though? Too much work. Easier way to slip carrot cake into every single thing you’ll eat for the next three months? Carrot cake butter. A thick, rich spread you can keep in your fridge and whip out every time you need to curl up under a thick blanket and stare wistfully out the window while listening to Adele. Spread it on a biscuit. Stir some into a latte. Mix it into a batch of overnight oats. Eat it out of the jar. Remember, no judgment. You can do whatever you want with this, in any goddamn pants you want to.

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Carrot cake butter recipe

Prep time: 5 – 10 minutes | Cook time: 35 minutes | Total time: 40 – 45 minutes

Ingredients:

  • 2 pounds carrots, peeled and cut into large chunks
  • 1/2 cup dark brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons canola or vegetable oil
  • 1 cup walnuts
  • 1/4 cup maple syrup
  • 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
  • 1/4 teaspoon ginger
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

Directions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Toss the carrots with the oil and brown sugar. Line a baking sheet with foil, and spread out the carrots into a single layer. Roast for 20 minutes.
  3. Remove the pan from the oven, add the walnuts, and toss with a heatproof spatula. Return the pan to the oven for another 15 minutes, until the walnuts are fragrant. Let cool for 5 minutes.
  4. To a food processor, add the carrots and walnuts along with the remainder of the ingredients, and purée until a smooth paste forms, scraping down the sides as necessary. Taste for seasoning, and add additional maple syrup, salt or spices as desired.

Tip: If your butter is too chunky or too thick for your liking, slowly drizzle in some water until you reach your desired consistency, stopping every so often to scrape down the sides of the bowl.

No-fuss recipes in which to use your carrot cake butter:

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The Duggars actually have concerns about Jinger & Jeremy Vuolo's engagement

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Hold up — the Duggar family doesn't approve of Jinger's fast relationship with Jeremy Vuolo?

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That's what new reports are saying — that several members of the family, including big sis Jessa and dad Jim Bob, have some serious reservations about how quickly Jinger and Vuolo went from courting to engaged.

The Duggar family announced in late June that Jinger and Vuolo were courting. By July, they announced their engagement.

The International Business Times reports that while Jessa's husband, Ben, is good friends with Vuolo, she still has her questions about the speed of the relationship.

"Jeremy and Ben are really good friends — Ben would say one of his best friends," Jessa said. "Now Jeremy’s getting to know my sister. It’s kinda crazy. It feels kinda too fast sometimes for me."

More: Jinger Duggar's family is 'super-pumped' for her engagement to Jeremy Vuolo

And Jim Bob was clear about his feelings during an episode of Counting On, when he and Jinger visited Vuolo's Texas hometown. While there, he grilled Vuolo about whether he could support Jinger's "expensive" shopping habits on a pastor's salary, as well as dissed the town, saying it was too hot and asking why Vuolo wouldn't move to Arkansas. While watching Jinger and Vuolo interact in Texas, Jim Bob commented that they were "moving pretty fast" and later told the camera during an interview that "I just don’t think they’re at the place to swap spit yet."

It's surprising that the Duggars would be concerned about Jinger moving too quickly in her relationship, since getting married and having children are goals that are pushed so hard by this family. Then again, maybe they're just trying to create some drama for Counting On, which has been steadily losing viewers since it premiered.

More: If Jinger Duggar actually gets married, you'd better believe TLC will be there

Do you think Jinger Duggar and Jeremy Vuolo are moving too quickly?

Before you go, check out our slideshow below:

Duggars dating slideshow
Image: TLC courtesy of Jim Bob Duggar

Hey, emo kids: Here's a fall playlist with all your fave emo acoustic songs

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It's officially fall, you guys. Now, most people say that means cooler weather, PSLs and curling up by the fire to read a good mystery novel. Nah, screw that. For some of us, nothing really changes. Some of us hate PSLs. Some of us live in the desert where even thinking about putting on boots and scarves is laughable. Some of us prefer music over books. And with that said, for some of us, fall means literally dusting off our Punk Goes Acoustic 2 CD, pushing it into our car's CD player and singing (well, more like screaming) the lyrics to All Time Low's "Jasey Rae." Or how about The Spill Canvas? Is there really anything better than the acoustic version of "Staplegunned"?

More: My eyeliner's a little thicker today because 12 emo bands are coming back

Fall means acoustic music and slow love-hate songs sung by whiny boys. So this one's for all the ladies out there who definitely at one point made their Myspace or AIM status: "And I know that you're a sucker for anything acoustic" (or any variation of that; thank you, Brand New).

This one's for all the grown-ass adults who are still, deep down, an emo kid. Go ahead, put on your headphones and click play. Or sit in your car or in your living room so you can sing. Every. Single. Word. Until your voice gives.

Emo acoustic Spotify playlist

Emo acoustic Spotify playlist

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Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

Fall 2016 books slideshow
Image: Amazon

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Finally there's proof Stranger Things Steve is actually Jean-Ralphio's dad

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Of all the crazy theories to come out of the Netflix sensation Stranger Things, the hypothesis that the character Steve Harrington is actually the father of Parks and Recreation's Jean-Ralphio Saperstein seemed to be the most far-fetched.

I mean, Stranger Things is a spooky, cerebral science-fiction thriller produced by Netflix, whereas Parks and Rec was a silly sitcom on NBC. The two shows are worlds apart — basically, in Stranger Things speak, Parks and Rec would exist in our dimension, while Stranger Things would be in the Upside Down. It seems ridiculous to believe that the two could possibly be connected.

In case you missed it, the fan theory postures that Jean-Ralphio is the spawn of Steve because of Steve's age around the time Jean-Ralphio would have been born, as well as the striking resemblance between the two.

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In an appearance on The Late Late Show, Ben Schwartz, the actor who portrayed Jean-Ralphio, joked that Steve and Stranger Things' Nancy were, indeed, Jean-Ralphio's parents, but it didn't really seem like he was serious.

Stranger Things tweet

Stranger Things tweet

Also, the creator of Parks and Rec tweeted this: 

Stranger Things tweet 2

Stranger Things tweet 2

So, really, it seemed like the theory was way off base and one big joke. Until now.

Schwartz once again gave credence to the theory that Jean-Ralphio, Steve and Nancy are swimming in the same gene pool with a series of Instagram posts that are seriously toying with our emotions.

Check it out.

Ben Schwartz Instagram

Ben Schwartz Instagram

Forget about Jean-Ralphio and Steve being related, we're now completely convinced that Schwartz and Joe Keery (the actor who plays Steve) are brothers. They're, like, identical.

Then, a few days after posting the tweet and the images all over his Instagram, we finally have it: solid proof that they are, in fact, related. Just watch:

Stranger Things theory proven

Stranger Things theory proven

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While it's pretty convincing, we have to admit we're not going to be 100 percent confident this theory is true until we see Jean-Ralphio show up in Stranger Things Seasons 2 through 100.

How about you? Do you think there is a real link between Stranger Things and Parks and Rec?

Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

Stranger Things theories slideshow
Image: Netflix

Matt Lauer & Billy Bush's made-up feud sparked a real one for Lauer's boss

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Well this is a bizarre turn of events in an already bizarre celebrity feud.

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When In Touch Weekly printed a story about an alleged feud between Matt Lauer and Today host Billy Bush, its editorial director, David Perel, probably didn't expect to end up in a feud of his own.

Lauer's former boss and Access Hollywood executive producer Rob Silverstein didn't appreciate the feud story, and he thought it wasn't true, mainly because it referred to Lauer and Bush calling each other "dude," and, according to Silverstein, neither of them uses that word. It pissed him off enough to fire off an angry email to Perel, which Page Six claims to have seen.

Under the subject line "DUDE," Page Six says Silverstein wrote, "Your entire story about Billy Bush and Matt Lauer is completely erroneous. DUDE!! None of that happened and you guys know this. DUDE! Your standards get lower every week. DUDE!"

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Perel's response to the ridiculous email was probably appropriate: He says he was "bemused." Still, that didn't stop him from sending an email back, and making sure a silly email exchange would turn into an all-out feud.

"Hi DUDE, that’s hilarious coming from you . . . the bit about standards," Perel wrote. "Glad to see you haven’t changed at all! Still totally in the dark, still winning friends with that legendary charm."

Silverstein, meanwhile, is defending his actions, saying, "When I see a friend [Bush] being wronged, I’ll defend them."

Perel responded with, "Not only was I bemused by the absurdity and idiocy of Rob’s emails, but I wondered, 'Shouldn’t this guy be spending more time trying to catch up to the three syndicated entertainment shows that are kicking his butt in the ratings rather than indulging his anger?'"

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Do you think Rob Silverstein and David Perel will keep their feud going?

How to survive eating Carolina Reaper Madness, the world's spiciest chip

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If I told you that someone has invented the world's hottest tortilla chip and that it's so spicy it's sold in a coffin-shaped box big enough to hold only one chip, would you still want to try it?

If so, you're in luck.

Paqui Chips has created a tortilla chip coated in a spice blend that includes Smokin' Ed's Carolina Reaper (the world's hottest pepper), bhut jolokia (ghost pepper) and chipotle pepper. The chips will be sold individually for $5, starting on Oct. 1.

So if you're up to the challenge, what should you do to prepare?

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1. Eat in a well-ventilated room

The only thing worse than eating a hot chili pepper is inhaling its noxious fumes and writhing on the ground for the better part of an hour like a giant grub as your lungs burn with every breath. Uh, not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.

2. Wear gloves

To be safe, you should wear some gloves while you're eating. Trust me, you do not want to get chili residue on your hand and forget about it, only to be reminded of it hours later during your "me" time. Uh, again, not speaking from experience.

3. Prepare milk, yogurt and sour cream

Dairy is pretty much the only thing that'll mute the intense taste bud pain that comes with eating fiery hot chilies. Get yourself a huge glass (or straight-up gallon jug) of icy cold milk, and set up some open containers of full-fat yogurt and sour cream with spoons in them too. Hell, maybe even treat yourself to some of your favorite ice cream. When your eyes are watering from pain, you'll be glad you prepared something to soothe your taste buds.

4. Eat a meal beforehand

Do you really want to blow nothing but hot chili tortilla chips out both ends if your body is overcome with gastric distress? I didn't think so. Capsaicin, the compound that makes spicy foods spicy, is fat-soluble — some professional competitive eaters recommend eating a reasonably sized meal high in fat and carbohydrates 20 to 30 minutes before eating a super-spicy food, which will help your stomach digest things later on. The time for a cheeseburger and fries is now.

5. Make a friend take a Snapchat vid

Do you really think you'll be able to keep a firm grip on your phone as your mouth gets overwhelmed by the inferno of your Carolina Reaper chip? You need a trusty friend there who can take a Snapchat video for your friends so no one can say "pics or it didn't happen" when you tell them of your harrowing experience.

More: Health benefits of spicy foods

6. Take antacids or tummy medication

Ten to 15 minutes before you devour your super-spicy chip, take a dose of Pepto-Bismol, Tums or Alka-Seltzer. They might help prevent stomach irritation, which could save you some pain later on — when you're sitting on your ivory throne.

7. Drink water

When you've finally conquered your Carolina Reaper chip and the fire in your mouth has died down, you should start drinking water. This will help keep things flowing smoothly (especially after eating all of that mouth-cooling, high-fat dairy).

Still excited to try the Carolina Reaper Madness #OneChipChallenge? You can get your chip at Paqui's online store starting Oct. 1. It's like Halloween, but for your mouth.

More: School bans spicy crisps after they cause pupil to stop breathing

Tyga's money troubles could land Kylie Jenner in jail

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Kylie Jenner has become so entwined in Tyga's life that his financial issues may be seriously affecting her — she could even get arrested because of them.

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A Beverly Hills jeweler has sued Tyga for $200,000 over the unpaid purchase of a watch and chain in 2013. The jeweler's legal team has ordered Jenner to show up in court to answer questions about Tyga's finances, including where he got the money to give her a whole bunch of really lavish gifts.

What could make matters even worse is that one source close to Tyga told E! News that he and Jenner "share funds." If it turns out that means they have joint bank accounts, does that mean Jenner's on the hook for paying Tyga's debts?

More: Tyga just scored a major career goal & everyone thinks it's thanks to Kylie

While the two have been dating, Tyga has infamously given Jenner a Ferrari and a Mercedes Maybach for consecutive birthdays — worth a combined total of about a quarter mil — and jury is still out on how much he paid for the absolutely massive diamond promise ring he gave her, but it couldn't have been pocket change, that's for sure. Meanwhile, he's faced other lawsuits over unpaid debts — one judge ordered Tyga to pay $186,000 to a former landlord after he allegedly abandoned the property he was living in and trashed it. Just a few weeks after that, Tyga reached a settlement with a different landlord who claimed Tyga owed $480,285 after being evicted.

Jenner's lawyers say she's only being drawn into the mess because she obviously has money and can cover Tyga's debts. "Going after the Kardashians is the only way he'll get what he's owed. Kylie is really upset about it," one insider said about the dispute with Tyga's jeweler.

Jenner has been ordered to appear in court by Oct. 6, and if she doesn't, she's already being threatened with a bench warrant, which could lead to her arrest.

More: Kylie Jenner wants a huge engagement ring, but — real talk — can Tyga afford it?

Are you surprised that Kyle Jenner is getting pulled into Tyga's financial issues?

Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

16 mind-boggling moments in Kylie Jenner and Tyga's romance
Image: FayesVision/WENN

I'm not a crappy mom; my baby is just difficult

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My first baby made parenthood seem like a warm, sunny day in the park. He slept through the night when he was just 3 months old; he ate well, hardly ever cried and voluntarily forfeited his pacifier before he reached the 5-month mark. He was an angel, a perfect hybrid of adorable charm and squishy baby rolls — and, as it turns out, he was also a cruel illusion that gave my husband and me completely unrealistic parental expectations.

Sixteen short months after welcoming that happy, blue-eyed angel baby into our world, we welcomed his equally adorable and blue-eyed baby brother into our perfect little picturesque lives — which he promptly turned upside down.

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His reign began at his 38-week ultrasound. His heartbeat, which had typically sounded like a steady thud, took a turn toward reggae. "It's probably nothing," my doctor reassured me, "but he'll probably spend some time in the NICU just as a precaution to ensure that it's nothing serious."

And so it began.

He was born exactly one week later. He spent a very short, yet painfully long, 24 hours in the NICU, and we were sent home with strict follow-up instructions the very next day. Our first days at home seemed pretty normal. He ate, slept and pooped. There really wasn't anything all that noteworthy about his behavior at that particular time, but soon enough that quickly and drastically changed.

Like any baby, he cried. But his cries weren't typical — they were shrill and more demanding. He would go from zero-to-60 in under a second, no matter how happy or content he was beforehand. He cried when he was full, dry and completely well-rested unless, of course, he was being held tight or rocked relentlessly. Even then, if it wasn't me doing the holding or the rocking, he wasn't completely content.

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His quick temper made some of those first months of his life quite difficult on his father and me. It seemed like no matter what we did, no matter how hard we tried or researched or attempted to appease him, we were constantly walking on eggshells in the hopes that we wouldn't do something that would set him off and send him into another temper tantrum again.

Throughout the next several months, we had a few follow-up appointments with a cardiologist, where he would get hooked up to a 48-hour halter monitor that checked this arrhythmia. During one of those appointments, the nurse struggled for several minutes to get the leads to stick to his chest, and he was beginning to lose his patience. Like I said before, this kid has a temper, so after about two minutes of wiggling around as she spoke softly and cooed to him, he had had enough. He let out a yell at an octave that would put Mariah Carey to shame as he turned bright red and scrunched his angry little eyebrows together. He stared that poor nurse down as if he were verbally assaulting her with his thoughts, and his tiny little fists stayed clenched until she was out of his sight.

I had come to realize that it didn't take much to make this baby's Irish blood boil. He's 16 months old now, and although he's typically a happy and snuggly baby, he's still a bit of a hothead. Yes, I realize that kids come with a rainbow of emotions, but this kid seems to stick to the basics: adorable elation or pissed the hell off.

I spent the first year-and-a-half of his life wondering what I was doing wrong and trying to come up with viable solutions to my son's sometimes-irrational behavioral issues. I questioned whether it was the fact that he started his life in the NICU, or the fact that he was around a toddler not much older than himself every moment since the day he was born.

He'd cry and cry, and it seemed like no matter what I did, he was never completely content. It made me feel like a horrible mother, like I was missing some obvious neon arrow pointing to exactly what I was doing wrong. I researched online, probed his pediatrician for answers and often weathered the unsolicited and borderline judgmental advice of others, but I never once discovered the secret formula for soothing my often inconsolable infant. It was a brutal kick in the gut, disheartening to say the least. I felt unfit as a mother.

I wondered whether it was colic or his arrhythmia or some other physical or behavioral deficiency that caused him to fume when he wasn't happy, but as it turns out, it was none of the above.

During his most recent doctor's visit, his pediatrician experienced both extremes before and after his vaccinations. "Oh, you're a spirited little guy, aren't you?" she said as he shot her his signature angry brows. "Is that normal? Are kids supposed to get that angry for no significant reason?" I asked her, praying that she wasn't going to tell me that there was something terribly wrong with him. "It's completely normal. He's in perfect health. Some babies are just more difficult than others," she told me.

And there it was — all that I needed to hear to reassure me that I wasn't a horrible mother after all.

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I love both of my sons unconditionally. They are healthy and beautiful and smart. One of them just happens to hate to wear shoes and refuses to put his bare feet in grass; he turns his head at the age-appropriate food we feed him and stares his father and me down in complete and total disgust if we don't share our steak with him.

He's got a temper, yes; but that doesn't mean that we love him any less. In fact, although that temper might be causing my hair to turn gray prematurely, I'm confident that his strong will is going to take him far in life. He doesn't always make being his mother an easy job, but I wouldn't trade a single difficult moment with him for the entire world.

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The parenting authorities are usually full of crap

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America loves authority. We have authorities for our bodies, authorities for our behavior, authorities for our thoughts and opinions, authorities for our feelings... you name it, and I can name a field of expertise in charge of it.

It’s not hard to see why we would love it. There is far less reliance on community than there has been in the past and as there is in some other cultures. People are often alone in navigating their world. The world has been thrust into a technological revolution that has brought us further away from our instincts, reflexes and common sense than ever in history. And this is no truer than when it comes to parenting.

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New parenthood is scary. It’s usually the most vulnerable time of our lives. And there are so many rules, styles and contradictory “research,” it’s no wonder we often go looking for the man in charge to tell us what to do. But how helpful is this, really?

Many people are surprised to learn that breastfeeding, nutrition, birth, sleep and many other areas that are common concerns for parents are not a part of medical curriculum. But parents often hear from their doctors that their body is not capable of childbirth, that their milk is not enough for their baby, that formula is equal to breast milk, that they need to supplement, that they must wean their older child, that breast milk is rotting their baby's teeth, that their baby needs solid foods, that they need to leave their baby to cry alone, that their baby will die if they sleep with mom... and on and on the list goes of information being handed out at doctor's offices on a daily basis.

The problem is that this is all terrible information, although it is extremely common medical advice. This information destroys breastfeeding relationships, causes lifelong sleep problems and invites unnecessary medical intervention. We’re so confused, misinformed and accustomed to authority that we don’t question what is being told to us.

The truth is we do not need to do what anyone tells us to do. Our bodies, our babies, our families, our lives belong to us. We are in charge. We are the ultimate authority. I found this out way late in the game. I was told that my body could not have a baby without an epidural because I would be "bouncing around too much from the pain." I was told that I had to lie flat on my back to get the baby out. I was told that the tests and assessments along the way were all mandatory.

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I did everything the doctors told me to do from the moment I got pregnant, and it got me a traumatic birth and a terrible start to breastfeeding and parenthood. I did not take the lead in my life, and I was never in a room with anyone who offered me choices.

I never questioned anyone. It wasn’t until my first son was about 6 months when it started to smell fishy. I often left doctor’s appointments crying. We were struggling, and I was looking for answers. I was told to calm down and stop asking so many questions. I walked out of that doctor’s office for the last time and decided I would never go back.

The most influential people in my parenting life have been the friends that I have made. I went to my friends and told them what was going on. They said, "Oh yeah, that happened to me too. I just smile and nod." And, "It's just their opinion, you don't have to worry about that." As well as, "that's none of their business, it's not even a medical issue." It was like a lightbulb went off in my head. These people work for me! They are not in charge. And then I used this community of women to find an amazing pediatrician in my area.

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Today, we skip to our checkups. We see an amazing doctor who understands that his role is as a support to our family. He is not in charge of us. He listens to our concerns. He discusses our options and accepts our final choices in the matter. He has valuable education and experience that I need when making decisions, but I don't need his authority. Any doctor who tells you that your body is broken, that your milk isn’t enough, that your instincts are wrong is garbage.

Question everything. If it seems wrong, then it is wrong. You are the ultimate authority. Anyone who makes you feel less is not worth going back to.

No, it's not OK to say you're afraid of me because I have dwarfism

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Every morning when I was a young teen, my homeschool teacher would turn on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. At the time, Rosie was the Queen of Nice, and she proudly displayed tiny figurines sent in by kids all over the country on her on-set desk. During this time, I was going through a painful bone lengthening procedure in order to become more independent, and Rosie's show helped me look forward to tomorrow.

My teacher made a deal: Learn the art of writing formal letters and we'll write into Rosie's show. She even picked up a small Winnie-the-Pooh figure at the Disney Store to include. His little yellow paw reached for a blue butterfly, and after sending in my letter, I faithfully reached for the remote at 10 a.m., wide-eyed and hopeful that Rosie would mention my gift as she had done for others.

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She never did.

Over a decade later, my memoir, Dwarf: A Memoir of How One Woman Fought for a Body — and a Life — She Was Never Supposed to Have, was published. And in the news at the time was O'Donnell... joking about the fear she had of little people.

I wondered: Did she ever read my letter? Did she read I had a rare form of dwarfism called diastrophic dysplasia and break out into hysterics? Did she just ignore the love and admiration I had for her show? And what about the Pooh Bear I had sent? Did she throw him out, because he never made it to her desk?

I was heartbroken.

It was also the first time I had ever heard of someone professing a fear of dwarfism. The second time I heard about this phobia happened mere weeks ago.

You know that instinctual gut feeling a woman can get about another woman? That feeling that they just don't like you? Louis and my husband served in Iraq together and were roommates in the infantry. But I had this overwhelming feeling about his fiancée, and I couldn't understand why. I had met her only once. Louis was super excited to introduce her. It was like bringing The One home to meet the family, because that's who he is: family. An uncle to our boys and a man we could never see ourselves without.

When he came over to pick up the newborn baby items I had saved for him, as he is anxiously awaiting the birth of his first child, I knew I needed to share my feeling.

"What makes you think that?" he asked.

It's because every time I asked her to come over, join our family or partake in an event, Louis showed up solo. It was because "she was suddenly called into work," but on Facebook would be out doing pageant things with her pageant daughter. It was because every time she called Louis and he was at our house, she needed to hang up the phone. It was also because of ridiculous petty things I overanalyzed, like sending me their wedding invitation without a response, reception or directions card enclosed. It was as if to say, Hey, we're getting married. I want you to come, but not really.

Finally, he said it: "Yeah... She just has trouble with the height thing."

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"The height thing?"

"She has her moments. She just doesn't know how to deal with little people. They scare her."

My mouth dropped. Sweet Baby J., she's fucking afraid of me! In a valiant attempt to make me feel better, he said she also had issues with a teacher at her daughter's school who also had dwarfism. Hearing his words hurt me so much more than watching, day by day, as Rosie's desk hosted everything but my Winnie-the-Pooh.

I had to do research.

As it turn out, the phobia is called achondroplasiaphobia. It also goes by nanosophobia or lollypopguildophobia. The fear originates from a negative or traumatic experience with someone who has dwarfism. Lindsay Lohan is said to suffer from it, but we won't get into that. Symptoms range from severe anxiety, crying, screaming hysterically, dry mouth, shaking and avoiding places where a little person may be: a casino, a circus, a fair or my house.

Think this can't get any more ridiculous (because it is ridiculous and childish that any educated adult would be afraid of another's disability)? Some apparently even believe little people are from outer space and possess magical powers.

I can hear the comments mounting up — Tiffanie, how dare you dictate what an acceptable fear is! Tiffanie, you insensitive woman, the poor girl can't help what she's afraid of. But consider this: Would it be alright for someone to say they have a fear of those with autism? How about cancer? What about (I'll go there) someone who is black? No, of course not! So, why is dwarfism any different? It's not.

There is nothing OK about this absurd phobia, nor is it OK that society seems to give people a pass when they come out with it.

I could have been snarky and warn Louis's fiancée (as my close friends told me to do) that coming into close contact may cause her to shrink. I could say I named my son Titan, because he, too, has supernatural powers and when he matures will destroy all those of average height. I could go one step further with her and retort that I suffer from cacomorphobia, the fear of those who are overweight. But I wanted to be the bigger person. I'm used to questions about my condition. So, I wanted the ordeal to be a great teaching moment. But, it would do no good. Denial is a handicap of its own.

In the end, I attended their wedding anyway... even though my husband was deployed and couldn't attend with me.

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I went for Louis. I went because I was invited. And even though she said not two words to me, I had a great time, because I remembered what my mom taught me: Everyone has issues. Some you see. Some you don't.


The most common pressure cooking mistakes people make and how to avoid them

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Pressure cookers scare people for good reason. If you have ever had a failed recipe or gotten an "oops!" overflow or a nasty mush as your final result, you just might be less tempted to try out pressure cooking again. Here are a few common mistakes people make when using a pressure cooker, whether it’s the Instant Pot or an old-school stovetop model.

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1. Using a traditional recipe in a pressure cooker exactly the same way you would in a regular pot

Recipes specific to pressure cookers include water measurements and are tested sufficiently in an actual pressure cooker. Liquids don’t have much chance to evaporate in a pressure cooker (hence using steam as the cooking method), and this is accounted for in pressure cooking recipes. It’s certainly doable to use an existing “regular” recipe, but you will have to test it out perhaps a couple of times before you get your final dish to the right consistency. Meanwhile there are plenty of recipe sites and Facebook groups specific to pressure cooking. Use these resources once you get familiar with your machine!

2. Not using the manual for your specific pressure cooker

Each pressure cooker brand has its own variations in timing and mode-of-cooking options. The sizes and capacity vary from brand to brand as well, so the widths and depths of the vessels (and their respective inserts as well) can matter. Bottom line: Read the manual.

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3. Not cleaning the parts well after each use

Pressure cookers can retain odors, get clogged and, as a result, not work as well or at all. Be sure to follow the instruction manual for proper cleaning, paying special attention to the steam valves. Replace parts as needed.

Got an Instant Pot? That inner ring in the lid needs to be removed and washed after every use.

4. Using too much liquid or too little liquid

Most pressure cookers don’t need as much liquid as you think. Think of all the liquid in the recipe, including what is in the food. Frozen bags of veggies have a good amount of water content, so keep that in mind if combining them with other ingredients, especially those that can taste awful if waterlogged, like pasta and crisp vegetables. Nobody likes a flimsy carrot!

5. Cooking foods that ultimately should not be cooked in a pressure cooker

Everyone has seen food photographs capturing the golden-brown, crispy skin of a perfectly roasted chicken, especially in the fall, when the weather is cooler and ovens are being turned on more regularly. That depth of color, crisp exterior and flavor will never be achieved by plopping the poultry into the pot. For a few things, you just have to go traditional.

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6. Overfilling

It’s tempting to fill up the vessel to the brim. But again, follow the manual directions to avoid overflows. You likely won’t be making that mistake anyway if you avoid mistake No. 4 above.

7. Not using the lock mechanism properly

Again, we go back to the manual. And remember, if you have access to the multiple online videos out there, use them for visual assistance.

8. Last mistake

Not taking it out of the box! If you’re like most people I know that are new to pressure cooking, the vessel sits in the box for weeks before it gets used. This is because people don’t know where to start, think it takes a long time to read the manual or think they have to have a solid recipe to start. Not true. Take yours out of the box today. Cook a batch of dried beans or rice, following the directions. Don’t worry about fancy recipes just yet. Just get it out of the box.

Stefanie Scott isn't afraid to make masturbation OK for women, too

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Former Disney star Stefanie Scott is pushing her sexual boundaries in her new film I.T. in a major way, but she isn't afraid of the public's reaction at all.

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"I think there are boundaries I'm willing to push to see how far I'll take it, which I've been experimenting a lot more with now in films," Scott told SheKnows. "That's just the point that I'm at right now in my life as well as a late teen. I think it's something I'm willing to explore a lot more, and I have been. It's really exciting because I think it's a very sensitive subject for a lot of people, and I think that it's kind of exciting to be a part of talking about and seeing how people react to things. I'm not really one to get scared wondering about what people are going to think. I kind of think it's exciting being a little different and maybe a little edgier."

I.T. is definitely edgier. In the film, Scott plays the daughter of successful businessman Mike Regan (Pierce Brosnan) and attracts the attention of tech psychopath Ed Porter, leading to some scary circumstances for the family. It includes multiple sexual situations, including a masturbation scene for Scott.

But as Scott told us, if it were a guy doing the same scene, it wouldn't be as big of a deal. She's hoping that she can help other teens by letting them know they're normal.

"I think it's on the train of being more accepted in film, especially for girls," she explained.

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"I think it's pretty cool to do that and show that stuff like that is normal," Scott added. "It also has to do with showing more life on screen instead of life in movies mimicking what life should be like. It's making things more real."

Scott hopes to keep finding roles that push her emotionally and physically.

"For me, each role that I take on, I really look at it as what's going to be a challenge and what's going to help me discover something new within myself, you know, rather than doing the same thing, because I don't really think I can progress and grow by doing the same thing," she said. "It's really important to push the lines and really see what you're capable of, emotionally especially."

But when it comes to her personal life, Scott likes to keep that to herself. She said she can definitely relate to the scary aspects of technology that I.T. portrays.

"I definitely treasure so many moments of my life that people will never know about. I am my own person that a lot of people never truly get to know because I do treasure so many things in my life that are very personal, so I don't want the whole world to know about it, like dating and love and life experience."

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Check out I.T. in theaters now.

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EXCLUSIVE: MacGyver reboot is updating storylines but won't leave OG MacGyver behind

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Reboots are in fashion this fall — The Exorcist, Lethal Weapon and The Rocky Horror Picture Show are just some of the familiar titles getting remade for the small screen, so it's not surprising that MacGyver is also in the mix. But does the scrappy hunk, who's skilled at surviving any deadly situation using duct tape, tin foil and a paper clip, resonate with today's millennial-minded, tech-focused audience? OMG, yes!

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The action starts right away in the first episode, as Angus MacGyver (Lucas Till, Havok from the X-Men movies), infiltrates an upscale party in search of a canister containing a 30,000-year-old virus that may soon be deployed as a biological weapon. There's lots of MacGyver-style improvisation involving analog ingenuity to bypass today's high-tech security systems followed by a boat chase, then a few major twists you won't see coming, giving the franchise a fresh feel. The show is high-energy, family-friendly fun that is sure to use its Swiss Army knife-centered plots to carve out a niche on Friday nights.

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The biggest difference between the old show that starred Richard Dean Anderson and ran from 1985 to 1992 is that MacGyver is now part of a team. Former CIA agent Jack Dalton (George Eads) plays Mac's "muscle," computer hacker Riley Davis (Tristin Mays) comes on board to solve the digital stuff and Mac's ice-queen boss Patricia Thornton (Sandrine Holt) is there to keep everyone in line.

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In our interview with MacGyver creator, Lee Zlotoff, he told us that bringing MacGyver back in 2016 has special importance that goes beyond just trying to grind out another hit show.

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"I think MacGyver is the perfect icon for this century," said Zlotoff. "He's not about 'how quick can I reach a gun and kill the bad guy?' He's about 'How do I figure out how to use what I have to turn it into what I need?'"

In the era when there's an app for everything and our phones have become an extra appendage, MacGyver is an excellent reminder that the more we rely on technology, the more vulnerable we become when that technology fails. MacGyver uses his superpowers of problem-solving and is a role model when it comes to good old American ingenuity.

MacGyver also approaches problems with humor and humility, something Zlotoff feels is also important in modern times. "A laughing and open mind is scientifically more apt to come up with an inventive solution than a frightened and closed mind."

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Many fans of the old show are hoping Richard Dean Anderson will appear on new show, but at this point, it doesn't seem likely. Anderson wrote this note on his blog:

"And all I can say is, I'm not considering being a part of a project that has overlooked the insanely LOYAL FANS of the original character and has proceeded without considering how and why they all became and STAYED loyal fans…"

But Zlotoff is as baffled by the note as we are. "I know Peter Lenkov, who's the new showrunner/executive producer, has reached out to him on numerous occasions, and so far he hasn't wanted to play. It’s a shame. It would be nice if he did. I don't think CBS or Peter was dismissive of the fans. To the contrary, I hope Richie comes around. That's all I can say."

We hope "Richie" is up for at least making a cameo — after all, what does he have to lose? There's plenty of duct tape for everyone.

MacGyver airs Fridays at 8/7c on CBS.

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How to parent like you're a '70s disco queen

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If there's one thing the "Me" Decade was not going to stand for, it was mom-shaming. The 1970s were a time of self-exploration and social turmoil. With the Kent State shootings, Watergate, the first test tube baby, Gloria Steinem, disco and All in the Family, do you think any parent stayed up late at night worried her kid wasn't going to be the starting pitcher?

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While no one decade was perfect, and parents since the beginning of time have faced their own unique set of challenges raising children, the '70s stand out as a time when moms and dads were less hard on themselves. Adults felt more free to act like free adults, even if that meant acting like 19-year-old kids stoned and listening to Lou Reed in the basement while their children either slept or didn't (because whatever) all the way upstairs. Your friends will think you're crazy, and your parents will swear they never did any of these things in their day, but if you really want to parent like it's the 1970s, start your journey by following these tips.

Baby + bench seat + Buick = totally fine

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You owned a Buick. It was big and brown, and the front bench seat was roomy enough to hold a driver, adult passenger and at least two kids, including a baby or toddler who would sit on the adult passenger's lap. Seat belts were optional, but then again, you drove no farther than six blocks in any direction of your house to get to school, stores and playgrounds, so what could happen?

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Feed your baby formula — it's better for their health than breast milk is

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No wonder your mom scolds you to "sleep when the baby is sleeping" — she has no idea that a nursing newborn wants breast milk 137 times a day. Many '70s moms were led to believe that formula was healthier for their babies than breast milk was and that it contained far more nutrients than your typical mom could provide on a steady diet of Hamburger Helper and Kellogg's Sugar Pops. Most of us formula-fed babes turned out OK, thank goodness, but the real winners here were the moms who didn't feel the pressure to feed their little ones a certain way.

Hire a babysitter — make sure she's at least 13

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While it was always preferable to rely on a babysitter who was at least in high school, most of your other parent friends were young enough to still want to go to the disco, and 17-year-old's are so difficult to pin down on a Saturday night. So what's the harm in hiring your usual sitter's 13-year-old sibling? With a little luck, she picked up some of her sister's skills along the way — and you could pay her $3 less an hour as long as you kept your pantry stocked with Corn Diggers.

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Never forget that your "me" time is only going to make you a better person and human

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Whether you were knee-deep into meditation and yoga or escaping three nights a week to attend Erhard Seminars Training, the '70s was a time to get your New Age on. Parents felt exactly 0.0 percent guilt pursuing their own adventures and spiritual quests, because they understood the importance of becoming their best selves, which would only enhance their ability to be better parents.

Serve murgh makai shorba with Tang

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If Tang was good enough for NASA astronauts, it was good enough for your family, no matter how odd the taste of powdered orange dust may seem. The cooks in the family back in the '70s seemed to suffer from a constant crisis of identity — one day they'd serve up cheese logs and quiche, the next a mung bean detox soup they learned about at the health club. The one meal constant? Good ol' Tang.

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Helmets and sunscreen shouldn't even be on your mind

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Summer meant telling your kids to get out and stay out after breakfast (though they would usually be long gone before you even had a chance to see them). Their primary mode of transportation was either a bike or skateboard, but you would have never thought to buy them a helmet or kneepads. As for sunscreen, everyone knew the more bronze you could get, the healthier and more radiant you would look and feel — because vitamin D. If you had a free sunny day, you could get in on the action of slathering yourself with baby oil and hanging out on a plastic and vinyl lounge chair that adhered to your body like a Band-Aid.

Don't have the sex talk with your kids — just leave your books hanging around the house

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You were in luck in the '70s: You could get away with skipping awkward sex talks, because 9 times out of 10, you had at least one filthy sex book on your shelf — and if you didn't, your kid's friend's mom most certainly did. Children could learn about different sex positions via The Joy of Sex, complete with illustrations of bearded men and their hippie lovers. Nancy Friday's My Mother/My Self encouraged young girls to see themselves as separate (and sexual) beings from their mothers. And Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) provided parents who were raised in more repressed times and their freedom-loving kids an education on sex — and even masturbation.

Never, ever know where your kids are

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It was totally possible your teen had every intention of going to Jennifer's house. But then she and her friends decided to meet up at Burger King instead, and since there were no cellphones, she simply didn't have a chance to tell you that plans changed. After that, they stopped by a keg party in the park before Jason suggested they all pile into his '68 Plymouth Road Runner Hemi and speed down to Philly for a cheesesteak. No worries, your kid was back before sunrise — and you were sound asleep the entire time, convinced that Jennifer is so nice to host your kid and her friends every single Friday night.

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All the insults Chelsea Handler's thrown at Angelina Jolie over the years

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Chelsea Handler has not made her dislike of Angelina Jolie a secret.

Handler is notoriously best friends with Jennifer Aniston and reportedly really didn't like the way things went down in the Aniston/Jolie/Brad Pitt love triangle.

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Though Handler is making headlines right now for that divorce dig, it's far from the first time she's insulted Jolie. In fact, she seems to have made it her mission to jab at Jolie every opportunity she gets.

1. "When are we going to Malibu?"

Handler brought up Jolie all the way back in 2008 on a Comedy Central special, poking fun at her for adopting son Maddox.

"He probably thought he was scoring the biggest deal of his lifetime, getting adopted by this famous movie star who was going to rescue him from his third-world Cambodia," Handler joked, "only to find out she was going to take him to every other third-world country in the world. He’s probably like, 'When are we going to get to Malibu?'"

2. "You’re evil and everyone knows it"

Right before welcoming Aniston on the Chelsea Lately show in August 2010, Handler decided to challenge Jolie's reputation as a cool mom.

"What a fun mom! You are so fun, kitty cat. You go, girl!” Handler said of Jolie's story that she dressed up in a NATO uniform to punk son Maddox. “You’re evil and everyone knows it. Thank you for being here. We’re going to be right back with Jennifer Aniston."

3. "Fucking c***" and "fucking bitch"

During a New Jersey stand-up appearance in 2011, Handler laid into Jolie in perhaps the harshest rant in her history of insulting the actress.

According to Huffington Post, Handler called Jolie a "home-wrecker," among other unsavory phrases.

"She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to," Handler said. "I don’t fucking believe you... She gives interviews: 'I don’t have a lot of female friends.' 'Cause you’re a fucking c***... you’re a fucking bitch."

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4. "She seems like a demon"

In 2013, Handler insisted that her dislike of Jolie had nothing to do with bestie Aniston during an interview on Watch What Happens Live. Rather, she said Jolie just has a bad vibe about her.

"She seems like a demon. It has nothing to do with Jennifer," Handler said. "As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that’s a bad girl. I just don’t like Angelina Jolie. I don’t think she’s a girl’s girl. I like girl’s girls!"

5. "#AngelinaJolie just filed adoption papers"

Handler's 2014 Oscar tweets raised eyebrows when she joked about Jolie's desire to adopt some of the diverse talent at the award show.

Chelsea Handler tweet 1

Chelsea Handler tweet 1

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Chelsea Handler tweet 2

6. "Fucking lunatic"

Handler didn't waste any time in the wake of the Pitt/Jolie divorce news to hurl some more words in Jolie's direction just this week.

"I wonder why [Pitt] would need to self-medicate,” Handler said of rumors that Pitt has a substance abuse problem. "Maybe because he could have been spending the last 12 years at Lake Como hanging out with George Clooney and Matt Damon instead of being stuck in a house with 85 kids speaking 15 different languages. Oh yeah, because he married a fucking lunatic, that’s why."

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Personally, I think it's time for Handler to move on. Enough is enough. It's water under the bridge at this point. If Jennifer Aniston can move on, be happy and live her life separate from Jolie and Pitt, then so should you, Chelsea Handler.

Do you think Chelsea Handler needs to stop targeting Angelina Jolie?

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